voiced aspirated bilabial plosive

when you cook brussels sprouts then you leave for a little bit then you come back?
your house smells pretty bad.
why are you so delicious, you smelly little brussels sprouts?

a.s called at 10p and my voice was hoarse and for a second i was worried like oh no i hope i'm not getting the bird flu again and then i was like oh wait, this is the first time i've spoken all day.
i'd been up since 8a and it was 10p. and i hadn't spoken. at all.

my friends suck how come nobody calls me
haha just kidding

i have to sleep now.