last night i had a dream that i was eating dvd's. i was sitting at my parents' house on the couch with a stack of dvd's next to me. and i was just compulsively munching them down, one after another. they didn't taste good, obviously. i was aware that they were from greencine and some of them even belonged to my brother and that this would be a bad thing, but i just kept eating. the next day was my mom's birthday and i didn't have a present for her and i kept eating dvd's.

later when i was getting in a car to drive home my mom was following behind me asking "do you have your technology? do you have your technology?" i was like yeah mom, i have all my technology.

somebody analyze me!