evil thought

for years, i have thought that a good way to kill lots of people would be to put some sort of deadly neurotoxin (hi, nsa!) on the glue part of the deposit envelopes they keep stocked at atm machines. then when people lick the envelope to seal it, they end up dying.

i guess it would be better if it were slow-acting. harder to trace that way.

now that i wrote this, that's probably how i'll shuffle off the ol' mortal coil. but no matter, i've been wanting to get it off my chest for ages.