i do not speak to the italian

email from my mother.

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From: Linda xxxxxxxx
To: xxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com
Date: Feb 1, 2006 9:34 PM
Subject: RE: Fwd: Travel Document - Rome 4/20/06

Buona Sera. Mi Chiamo Linda. Come sta? Non parlo l'italiano - Mi
dispiace. Lei e'n molto gentile. Vorrei pane, formaggi,Vini,
-delizioso! Buona fortunai.. Tiamo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madre xoxoxo

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i could provide a less awkward translation, but i prefer babelfish's:

Good Evening. I call Linda. How it is? I do not speak to the Italian - Me dispiace. She e'n much kind one. I would want bread, cheeses, Wines, - delicious! Good fortunai.. Tiamo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother xoxoxo

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how it is, man.
how it is.